So it was a Friday night and I found myself doing some research for a future project (oh God…the rumours are going to start again) and I was on the brilliant Monstrous.com site when I saw the following Google AdSense ad.
I don’t know about you but the idea of dating a vampire is…well…just a little bit creepy. Now I’ve got nothing against a little bit of slap and tickle and maybe a spot of earlobe nibbling and what have you but I draw the line at having my body drained of blood just for a shag.
To quote Marky from the film :
Oh, so what? You think we should’ve let her chew through our major arteries just cuz she had nice tits, do you?
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