Directors Diaries - Part 3

August 25th, 2008

3rd February 2007

Read Through - West London

Another one of those days that makes the trauma of independent filmmaking worthwhile.

The principle cast meet for the first time. Bruce, who we’ve now cast as Marky, can’t make the read through but the rest of the guys gel and the group dynamic shines through immediately. It never ceases to amaze me how a script suddenly comes alive at read throughs and how actors breathe life into their characters.

I show the footage of the Bentwaters locations to the cast and they’re all blown away and excited about the project so I figure it’s a good time to break the news that our potential backers weren’t going to take any part in the project as SNOTD was too “commercial”. When asked how the film was going to be funded I tell them that Ray is going to sell his body on the streets of Letchworth. This seems to pacify them and they all trot off home with happy smiles and a bag of doughnuts from Sainsburys.

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Zombie Love

August 6th, 2008

Hot on the heels of my post last week about vampire dating, I’ve found another new site which I thought the fans of Stag Night of the Dead would appreciate.

Zombie Dating - ZombieHarmony.com

Are you a slow moving zombie looking for an immobile zombie with all limbs intact who is somewhat rotten? If so then you need to try ZombieHarmony, the new dating site for people zombies just like you. Let’s face it, after an endless zombie rampage, there’s nothing better than coming home and indulging in a spot of zombie love. Especially with someone who can’t run away from you.

ZombieHarmony.com - because the apocalypse doesn’t have to be lonely.

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Vampire Freaks!

July 26th, 2008

So it was a Friday night and I found myself doing some research for a future project (oh God…the rumours are going to start again) and I was on the brilliant Monstrous.com site when I saw the following Google AdSense ad.

Date local vampires. A sure fire way to make sure you don't get bled dry...

I don’t know about you but the idea of dating a vampire is…well…just a little bit creepy. Now I’ve got nothing against a little bit of slap and tickle and maybe a spot of earlobe nibbling and what have you but I draw the line at having my body drained of blood just for a shag.

To quote Marky from the film :

Oh, so what? You think we should’ve let her chew through our major arteries just cuz she had nice tits, do you?

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Halloween Screening

July 23rd, 2008

Stag Night of the Dead - Zomball Recharge Station

Rumours, eh? Funny how they start. One minute there’s no mention of a London premiere for the new comedy zombie movie Stag Night of the Dead and then next - blam - all over t’Internet like a rash. How do these rumours start, eh?

I mean it’s not as if the film is finished yet so why people would mention a Halloween screening in a London cinema is beyond me.

Halloween. October 31st. The night ghosts and ghouls walk the Earth. I mean, what possible connection could there be with a zombie film?

Anyway I don’t want to add fuel to the fire about this worldwide premiere taking place in London October 31st 2008. No. That’s the last thing I’d like to do. Besides, I wouldn’t be able to make it anyway as I already have something marked in my diary for that day. In big red letters.

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Vegan Zombie T-Shirt

July 16th, 2008

Vegan Zombie T-Shirt from Threadless

Introducing the Vegan Zombie t-shirt from Threadless. For those of you unfamiliar with Threadless, the idea is that folks submit potential t-shirt designs which the user community vote on and the most successful designs get turned into a t-shirt you can buy online. Simple, eh?

Well this design came to my attention via the ever excellent A Welsh View and I thought it only right and proper that the readers of the Stag Night of the Dead blog had a chance to vote up the t-shirt so go get voting, folks!

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